You want to know how to tease a girl on text.
Well, congratulations on getting that message. That was an important step for you.
And hey, maybe you’ve already started texting her.
That’s even better!
Now you just have to use the right words, send the right pictures, and use the right techniques to turn her on.
And one of the best ways to turn any woman on is by teasing her.
Please allow me to show you how it’s done and what you just avoid.
Unfortunately, so many men make terrible mistakes when they try to tease a woman.
You can learn how to tease a girl on text if you are willing to take risks
Yes, you have to take risks. I hate to say it but teasing a girl is not something that you can do if you are afraid of taking risks.
Timid men never succeed with women.
The art of teasing is that you insult a woman without insulting her.
And there’s a very fine line between an insult and successfully testing her.
The fact that you are here because you want to learn how to tease a girl over text makes it even more difficult.
Doing it in person is already hard. But if you do it in person, she sees your smile and she hears your playfulness in your voice.
You don’t have these options when you are texting her, at least not to such an extent.
So yeah, you need to be willing to take risks.
Men who don’t take risks don’t succeed with women.
That’s why I want to ask you now:
Are you ready to succeed with women or do you rather want to hide under your blanket?
I hope that you are ready because I’m about to show you how to tease a woman by using your smartphone.
The power of innuendos is on your side
You are now officially stepping over to the dark side of the force.
Are you ready to take this step?
Then you are ready for innuendos!
Innuendos are words or phrases that are very innocent but that can have a different meaning…a not-so-innocent morning.
The perfect example is the word wet.
A lake can be wet. Rain can be wet. And her “you know what” can be wet.
The same is true for the word hard.
A test can be hard. An exercise can be hard. And your “you know what” can be hard.
You can trade her with these innuendos and then blame her (in a playful way) for thinking about something inappropriate.
Tease her for being bratty even if she’s not
The official definition of bratty is someone who is spoilt, self-centered, and who behaves badly.
And if you want to learn how to tease a girl on text you should know this definition.
That’s the perfect tease.
Whenever she texts you something you disagree with or whenever she tries to tease you…that’s when it works best.
“You are such a spoilt little princess.”
“You are such a bad, bad girl.”
And don’t forget the wink emoji at the end of your text message. If you forget the emoji, she might think that you are serious.
Tease her with the perfect first date idea
You can also learn how to tease a girl via text by writing about the perfect first date idea.
It takes some practice to tell good stories. But I’m sure you can do it.
Think about how you can pack everything you have planned for your next date in a short and enticing text message.
The better your story, the more likely it is that she’ll get excited about the idea of going on a date with you.
And if you want to write a great first date story, you have to include a lot of positive emotions.
How does she feel when you take a walk in the park?
How does the food taste?
How much fun will she have during your conversation?
Write about that!
Tease her by turning her into your seductress
Instead of blaming it on the alcohol as T-Pain used to sing, you blame it all on her. And she’ll like it.
You blame her for putting naughty thoughts in your mind.
You blame her for thinking about her. And you blame her for seducing you.
You play with the good girl bad girl dynamic.
Women absolutely love this. She knows that she turns you on and at the same time you playfully introduce the idea that she’s the bad girl who is seducing you.
You introduce this idea without judging her.
That’s when she can enjoy being the bad girl. She might tease you back.
Tease a girl over text by making up the thoughts in her mind
Tell her what she’s thinking.
Of course, you don’t know what she’s thinking.
You don’t have a magic crystal ball that allows you to read her mind. But you can assume what she’s thinking.
Assume that she’s thinking about you.
Assume that she can’t wait for your next date.
Assume that she’s attracted to you.
Mastering the art of assuming her thoughts is not only a great way to learn how to tease a girl on text. It also shows confidence.
And women love confident men.
Tease her for liking something you don’t like
This can be a highly effective technique. But you have to be careful.
Don’t forget the emoji. Otherwise, it will appear as an insult.
Let’s say she’s totally into Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
And you as a completely normal heterosexual man think that it’s reality TV garbage.
What do you text her when she unleashes her secret obsession?
You could for example say:
“Sweetie, we had such an amazing run. Did you have to ruin it now with the Kardashians? My heart will be forever broken.”
Don’t forget to put the laughing emoji at the end.
Tease her on text by pointing out how incompatible you are
Every man who wants to learn how to tease a girl on text should know the word qualification.
When a woman qualifies herself to a man she tries to show him how compatible she is with him.
By doing that she will fall for him more because her subconscious mind forces her to be consistent with her actions.
In other words, the more she makes an effort to make you like her, the more she’ll like you.
And one of the fastest ways to make a woman qualify herself is by playfully pointing out how incompatible you are.
She’ll want to prove you wrong.